Why I Don't Like Arby's

As my long-time readers know, I really have some issues with Arby's. I have finally decided to bring these issues to light and launch an all-out war against them. It's time for people to stop thinking Arby's. And I won't rest until every last one of them is burned to the ground. It won't be easy, but I am committed. The one thing I could never figure out however, is how people could like them in the first place.

First and foremost, their entire menu consists of only 5 things:

1: Nasty roast beef sandwiches.

2:Bigger and even more nastier roast beef sandwiches.

3:Absolutely sickening big Montana huge and ultra-nasty roast beef sandwiches.

4:Nasty mocha shakes.

5:Semi-good but way expensive sandwiches. Some of which are still nasty. (I'm looking at you, french dip.)                                                                                                                                                          

So you see, what is there really to get there? Why do people still go? It is one of the few things in this world that still confuses me. I am sorry but this can not continue. I am calling for a worldwide boycott on Arby's. Please comply. If Arby's is the only thing you have in your town, then make your own food. Be self-reliant. Gandhi did it. So can you.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Thank you for reading Keaton Thoughts. See you later. Peace.