A Very Special TOP TEN

Hello fellow people who support the cause of Keaton. Tonight's TOP TEN list is very special. It is also a tad late. Sorry about that. But trust me, it is worth waiting for! Tonight's subject is THINGS FROM THE 90s THAT I MISS. It will also include more detail about each thing because of the special nature of this week. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the 90s week TOP TEN list!

THINGS FROM THE 90's THAT I MISS

10. Kelly Kapowski

I don't think that there is anyone out there who didn't like Kelly Kapowski. She was the absolute perfect girl. Hot too. We miss you Kelly. Please come back.

9. Hair

I do actually sort of miss the hair. I never said I liked it, but hey.

8. Gas

Nothing more to say here.

7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Man, these guys were absolutely everywhere in the 90s. Not even kidding. But I, along with every other kid in America, loved them all the same. They are still around now, but they are just not the same. We shall miss you, turtles.

6. The Music

There was definitely some great music in the 90's. Although I picked Ace of Base to perform for you all during 90's week, there were tons of other bands that rocked in the 90s. We shall miss the music from the nineties. Cause it is way better then the rap-crap we have right now.

5. Star Trek: The Next Generation

Although started just a tad bit before the 90s. Star Trek: TNG was one of the best darn shows of the 90s. I miss it greatly. I fondly remember watching the crew of the USS Enterprise kick butt each and every week. In fact, I even remember watching the series finale, and I was only six! And of course, I also shall miss the hero, Captain Picard. This guy rocks. And he kicks butt.

See? Captain Picard with a tommy gun. You know there is going to be some butt kicked there.

Yes, this show really was great.

4. Great Kids Shows

One thing that I really miss about the 90s is that all the new kids TV shows that come on today absolutely suck. In the 90s, they were awesome. The picture is one of my personal favorites, Batman.

3. The Tighty-Whity Rebellion

You know it's kinda funny. One day in the 90s, every guy woke up and decided that boxers were cool now. They were all the rage. And now, sadly, we have moved on, but we will always miss you boxer.

2. Seinfeld

You didn't really think I would forget about this did you? Of course not! This awesome show could have gone well into the new decade, but sadly, it ended a bit early. But nobody can ever forget about the show about nothing.

And the #1 thing I will miss from the 90s....

1. The Original Michael Jackson

Everybody knows at least one guy that seemed normal in high school and then turned out to be a freak. Well Mr. Jackson is that guy except for he is famous. Granted, none of the weirdos from high school ever went as far as to change their race or invite boys over to their creepy ranches, but you have got to feel kinda bad for the guy. It is really a shame what has happened to him. He was so awesome before. We will miss you black Michael Jackson.

As always, thanks for reading. And keep on celebrating! We are only halfway through 90s week! Peace.