TOP TEN

Keatonites! It is time again for the TOP TEN list! Now this week I have decided that I have got to get all the negativity out of my system because of the approaching 80's week! So, I have decided to do a negative topic for this week's TOP TEN! Enjoy.

THINGS THAT ARE, ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE MOST POOPIEST THINGS IN THIS WORLD.

10. Going to a Chinese food place and getting an egg roll, building up excitement, and then being disgusted.

9. Prefabricated restrooms. (Like in city parks)

8. Cher.

7. A zit in your nose. (I can think of nothing more painful.)

6. Septic Tanks. (Literally. I had to throw something on the list that literally fit the word "poopy.")

5. When old people tell you about experiences they have had which are really just stories with no point.

4. Cookies and WATER! Gag.

3. Lifetime original programming. (Who's up for an Army Wives marathon?!)

2. Mullets

And the #1 item... Yes, the poopiest thing in this world. The very thing that can make me cry at the mention of it's vulgar name. The very thing that can welcome evil and drive away the spirit.....

1. Almond Joys.

As Always, thanks for reading. Remember, 80's week starts on Sunday! Don't miss it! Peace.