Hello! Ok. I admit it. I really have been terrible. No posts for three weeks. I promise to be better. I just wish there was more time.
KEATON THOUGHTS WILL ONLY LAST ONE MORE MONTH EVERYONE!
Sad I know, but after August 27th, I take a two year sabbatical. And when I come back, all my posts will be in Spanish.
Alrighty! Now many of you (especially Jill) have been asking for a list of places that you CAN eat at! This is mainly because I have gotten into a habit of calling for boycotts on places that have offended me. (If you make bad food, you offend me.) Now this list will finally come to pass! Woot! And as a special bonus, I will not only tell you where to eat, but what is so good there! Aren't I nice? Now let us begin! .... Oh and by the way, the reason that this is just a list instead of the TOP TEN is because of 2 reasons. First, it's not Wednesday and secondly, there might not be ten. Ok? NOW let us begin.
KEATON'S LIST OF GOOD EATIN'.
-RED ROBIN!--- The first on the list! Why? Because there are so many great things! Not to mention bottomless steakfries! (I will tell you a secret. They have the best darn Nutter Butter shakes ever. But they are not on the menu. Just ask for it. Tell them Keaton sent you. They won't know who the heck you are talking about but it will be funny.)
-FIREHOUSE!--- The Firehouse in Centerville is some great eatin at a great price! Remember to get the fococcia bread instead of the salad and GET THE BIG COOKIE FOR DESSERT! You will think you have died and went to heaven. (Or Hell if you drink caffiene)
-TEMPANYAKI!--- If I could jump into a pool of Sushi, well, I probably wouldn't do it. But it is darn good! Go there, go to the Sushi bar, and ask for the snow roll! (It's not on the menu. There is another secret for you.)
-ARCTIC CIRCLE!--- Simply the best of the best when it comes to fast food! Better burgers, always fresh fries, and every kind of shake you could ever want! It's great!
I was so happy when they built one next to Arby's.
-APPLEBEES!--- Monday-Thursday after 9:00pm they have 1/2 off appitizers! You can get a sampler for 5 bucks! A great deal! The oreo shakes are amazing too.
-DENNY's!--- Two words. PHILLY MELT. And while were on the subject, WELCOME BACK JOSH!
-RED LOBSTER!--- A wonderful haven of great food. Love the cheddar biscuits and coconut shrimp.
AND AS A REMINDER, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO EAT AT...
-ARBY's--- Satan's kitchen. This restaurant was pretty much the motivation to start my blog. Those of you may remember the very first post (after the welcome) was about how much I hated Arby's. And that hate is eternal.
-WENDY's--- A tragedy. But alas, they were bought by Arby's. When I boycotted this one, I actually had a tear in my eye. (Not really)
-AND A NEWCOMER!!!---PARADISE BAKERY--- DON'T LET THE NAME FOOL YOU! I'm pretty sure that in paradise, they don't make food out of human poop. Just a hunch. I have never gotten anything good at this place and I have been there four times. That is three times to many! STAY AWAY!
As always, thanks for reading. Until next time, Peace.
KEATON THOUGHTS WILL ONLY LAST ONE MORE MONTH EVERYONE!
Sad I know, but after August 27th, I take a two year sabbatical. And when I come back, all my posts will be in Spanish.
Alrighty! Now many of you (especially Jill) have been asking for a list of places that you CAN eat at! This is mainly because I have gotten into a habit of calling for boycotts on places that have offended me. (If you make bad food, you offend me.) Now this list will finally come to pass! Woot! And as a special bonus, I will not only tell you where to eat, but what is so good there! Aren't I nice? Now let us begin! .... Oh and by the way, the reason that this is just a list instead of the TOP TEN is because of 2 reasons. First, it's not Wednesday and secondly, there might not be ten. Ok? NOW let us begin.
KEATON'S LIST OF GOOD EATIN'.
-RED ROBIN!--- The first on the list! Why? Because there are so many great things! Not to mention bottomless steakfries! (I will tell you a secret. They have the best darn Nutter Butter shakes ever. But they are not on the menu. Just ask for it. Tell them Keaton sent you. They won't know who the heck you are talking about but it will be funny.)
-FIREHOUSE!--- The Firehouse in Centerville is some great eatin at a great price! Remember to get the fococcia bread instead of the salad and GET THE BIG COOKIE FOR DESSERT! You will think you have died and went to heaven. (Or Hell if you drink caffiene)
-TEMPANYAKI!--- If I could jump into a pool of Sushi, well, I probably wouldn't do it. But it is darn good! Go there, go to the Sushi bar, and ask for the snow roll! (It's not on the menu. There is another secret for you.)
-ARCTIC CIRCLE!--- Simply the best of the best when it comes to fast food! Better burgers, always fresh fries, and every kind of shake you could ever want! It's great!
I was so happy when they built one next to Arby's.
-APPLEBEES!--- Monday-Thursday after 9:00pm they have 1/2 off appitizers! You can get a sampler for 5 bucks! A great deal! The oreo shakes are amazing too.
-DENNY's!--- Two words. PHILLY MELT. And while were on the subject, WELCOME BACK JOSH!
-RED LOBSTER!--- A wonderful haven of great food. Love the cheddar biscuits and coconut shrimp.
AND AS A REMINDER, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO EAT AT...
-ARBY's--- Satan's kitchen. This restaurant was pretty much the motivation to start my blog. Those of you may remember the very first post (after the welcome) was about how much I hated Arby's. And that hate is eternal.
-WENDY's--- A tragedy. But alas, they were bought by Arby's. When I boycotted this one, I actually had a tear in my eye. (Not really)
-AND A NEWCOMER!!!---PARADISE BAKERY--- DON'T LET THE NAME FOOL YOU! I'm pretty sure that in paradise, they don't make food out of human poop. Just a hunch. I have never gotten anything good at this place and I have been there four times. That is three times to many! STAY AWAY!
As always, thanks for reading. Until next time, Peace.
4 comments:
I love it! I totally agree with most of those places! It's nice to hear whats good and all the "secrets" at the good places! 2 of which you heard from me! (snow roll and the nutter butter shake)
None of those sound good to me except for the fact that the last three days I have eaten at Wendys, Arbys, and Paradise Bakery....mmmm...scrumptious
Adam,
You have obviously gone apostate. Please come back to the light.
Keaton- I have to disagree on one place--- Paradise bakery--- I really liked it. the cookies are delicious! Is there one in utah?
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