Hello Everybody! Unfortunately in a way this is goodbye too.... how sad. This is my last regular post. I will be leaving in a day and this was my last chance so here it goes... I hope you like it!TOP TEN REASONS THAT KEATON IS EXCITED FOR HIS MISSION
10. Sadly, I have always been mistaken for an Albino. I hope to get a sexy tan. To that end, I will be proselyting with my shirt off.
9. Every week I receive a lot of requests from the latino community to publish Keaton Thoughts in Spanish. In two years, I will be able to appease them!
8. Chicks. (Tourist Chicks!)
7. There is nothing better then Mexican Food! Woot!
6. I have been stressed lately. I'm planning on letting myself go.
5. I am looking forward to singlehandedly ending Mexico's drug problem!
4. Two year vacation. (Just Kidding)
3. If Obama wins, .... I'm not coming back.
2. This fits in perfectly with the new diet book I'm reading. "Lose weight in two years by walking and getting sick a lot."
And the #1 Reason I'm excited....
1. Mexicans are smart. They know what crap is when they see it. That's why there are no Arby's in Mexico! WOOT!
As always, thanks for reading. Peace.
2 comments:
As always, an excellent top 10
Great top 10! YAY You MUST Come back to GroupLink when you return.. that is if I'm still here... and I am thinking I'm not.. so just do whatever you want PEACE OUT MEXICANESQUE MISSIONARY
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