Hello all who uphold the cause of Keaton! Time for some Keaton Thoughts!
OLIVE GARDEN!-- Olive Garden is pure evil! Why? Because they have declared war on your waistline! Every single meal is a 2,500+ calorie blowout! I'm pretty sure that now they just inject fat right into your food before you eat it. Plus, lets face it, American food is just better all around.
Reese's Eggs!-- Why are the eggs so much better tasting then the regular peanut butter cups? They are both the same right? Apparently not because I'm willing to fork out 89 cents just for one. That has got to mean something.
Five Guys!-- A Five Guys burger joint just opened up in Bountiful. I decided to try it out. After all, it looked promising! A nice little quiet place where the whole family can sit together and enjoy a classic meal of burgers and fries for only $11 a person. How nice to fi....... WHAT? ELEVEN DOLLARS FOR A BURGER, FRIES, and DRINK!?
Where am I? .. Red Robin??? I don't care how good the burgers are. There comes a price limit when no matter how good the fast food is, you just can't justify charging that much. When the girl working there told me how much it was going to cost... you guessed it. I jumped over the counter and brutally attacked her. Too harsh you say? NO! Let me explain why it was ok to do that.
Reasons Why Graphic Violence Was Justified:
1. It was a very high price to ask for.
2. The worker was Albino.
-And the last Keaton Thought for today... "You can't spell "crap" without "rap". However, you also can't spell "breast cancer" without "can"". Think about that folks.
As always, thanks for reading, peace.
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That last paragraph makes no sense-- can, cancer? I just don't get it. Oh and I LOVE reese's eggs. I DO pay extra because they ARE better. I do love you and your Keaton Thoughts.
Hmmmm- though provoking conundrums you have placed before your readers with the last paragraph. The whole Reese's Eggs is one of those strange things, they do taste better than the cups. It's like why can't they taste as good, could the SHAPE really be the difference? (But then why can't McDonalds serve Breakfast all DAY? Burgers and McGriddles are the same shape) Questions that will plague mankind for decades
It's the chocolate to PB ratio that makes those eggs so darn good! We need to demand that they update the ratio of their normal cups to match the ratio in the eggs, so that we can have that eggy goodness all year round.
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