TOP TEN List!

Hello Keatonites! Welcome to another exciting TOP TEN list! Today's subject was given to us by our good friend NIKKI PATTERSON! Way to go Nikki. You have won a special prize! An all expense paid trip to Albertson's! (I didn't bring anything for lunch today)

TOP TEN THINGS THAT ARE MAKING AMERICANS STUPID and/or LAZY

10. Escalators on flights of stairs that are like ten steps.

9. Keith Olbermann.

8. Online Pizza Ordering. (from your mobile phone!)

7. The SNOOZE button.

Just so everyone knows, the snooze button is based on the idea that when the alarm goes off in the morning, you are NOT getting up.

6. CNN

5. The Drive-Thru.

Makes perfect sense. If you are going to eat a meal that is 19,000 calories, why even bother getting up to eat it?

4. Grocery Store electric carts.

You know, these used to just be for injured or handicap folks. But having worked at a grocery store, I can tell you that they are now mostly for sweat folk. (That is my name for the people that are so huge that they can only wear massive sweat pants.)

3. Magazine Quizzes

2. Text Messaging.

Because having a conversation with someone is just so much WORK.

1. The Government

Because I would make more money by quitting my job.

As always, thanks for reading. Peace.