Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter & Response to Complaints

Hello to all my faithful readers. I would like to wish you all a happy Easter. Sadly, I believe that at Easter, even more than at Christmas, people forget what Easter really is about. Many times, it is skipped over too quickly. We wake up, we hunt for a basket, and we eat candy. But I still hope everyone has a good one.

Now then, I have been receiving a lot of complaints about some of the content posted on this site. People are disagreeing with me. Now I have to say this disappoints me. I thought I had made it clear that whatever I said was pure truth, but it looks like some people need some convincing. And if I must then I must.

The war against Arby's rages on. This issue deeply concerns me. I know for a fact that their food is absolutely disgusting. And judging by how many of you are talking to me about how much you like their commercials, I have concluded that their is only one explanation for this: the clever advertising staff at Arby's has deceived you into believing that their food is good! This is chilling! You people have actually been brainwashed into thinking Arby's! How terrible. Now take my advice. The next time you see one of their ads, splash your face with cold water. This should help you break the cycle. Just think about how revolting their roast beef sandwiches are. If that doesn't work, you can always picture eating a roast beef sandwich with poop smothered on it. (also known as Arby's sauce) Or even worse: HORSEY sauce. (gag)


People, stay strong and have a good Easter. I will see you all next week. Peace.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree with your stance on Easter, yet have trouble completely hating Arby's, I haven't seen a commecial in a dog's age but I cannot doubt the deliciousness of their curly fries.

Jilly said...

I didn't mean to post anonymously, but now it looks like you have two comments!

Keaton said...

You are under the spell. I do concede that the curly fries are somewhat tasty, but go next door to Arctic Circle and they have way better fries.

Unknown said...

Christy and I disagree. The chicken sandwiches at Arby's are quite delicious. The turning point in my life is when my mom and I used to get curly fries with cheese every week after my magnet school classes. However, it was a downer for Colter. On one such outing he smashed his thumb in the van's sliding door.

Keaton said...

Dev & Chris,

In my earlier post, you will notice that I did say that Arby's has some good sandwiches. However, they are too expensive. Do you like paying 4.50 for a chicken sandwich?