Hello and welcome back to Keatonthoughts. I have been surprised and moved by the sheer volume of positive feedback I have been getting from the readers of this blog. People everywhere are being touched by the magic and happiness of this blog. But we are just beginning! So lets keep on truckin'.It is Wednesday of course, so that means it's time for the TOP TEN list! This week's category was hard to decide on, however, I am confident I have made the right decisions. And now, the TOP TEN!
THINGS THAT I PUT UP WITH, BUT IF I HAD MY CHOICE WOULD BE DESTROYED PROMPTLY
10:Milk Duds
9: People who have excessive B. O. and still go out in public.
8: Seattle, WA
7: Gilmore Girls
6: Musgrove Family Bowl in Clearfield
5: Cher
4: Sony Corporation
3: Weenie Dogs
2: Savers
And the #1 thing that I grudgingly put up with....
1: Overalls
Acute observers will notice that Arby's is not on this list. This is because I DON'T put up with Arby's and I am already actively trying to destroy it.
As always, thanks for reading. Peace.
4 comments:
Keaton,
I am currently an employee of Sony corporation, I am the Vp of the Seattle Washingon Branch. ANd I happen to love listening to cher or watching gilmore girls while i am dancing around in my overalls that i bought from savers! If you were out to personally insult me, You have done so! which is why i challenge you to a duel, pistols at Dawn!! If you are a man, and have any manner of courage hidden in that incredibly husky body of yours! be at the savers on main in salt lake city, on March 30th at 5 am! If you arent there, you will be labeled as a coward for the rest of your life, and i will have no choice but to kidnap your cat and slowly torture him until death. see you at dawn!
ps I secretly love you!
Love,
Spanky xoxo
Spanky,
Pal, you just started something that you aren't half man enough to finish. I will see you there you dim-witted pig.
Respectably,
-Keaton
I beg the differ! I am twice the man you will ever be!!!
PS Ace of Base sucks! you are a RAGING IDIOT!!
Love always
Spanky
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I agree with Milk Duds, as Bart once said they are chocolate on the outside, and poison on the inside. Although I can't say no to Milk Duds and buttery movie popcorn, YUM! i also dislike Gilmore girls although almost every person I know has tried to get me to watch that show, GROSS!!
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