Reader's Choice TOP TEN!

Hello Everyone! The results are in! First of all, I wanted to thank everyone who participated in this week's contest. Many of you suggested things to me in person but a very special thanks to those of you who posted online. Now I was thinking this whole week that I was going to have to narrow the list down but it is not so! Three of you all agreed on one suggestion! Amanda, Josh, and Shawni! So that is the winner! This week's TOP TEN is "Things you should never say to a girl!" I hope you folks like it. Because to be honest, I thought this one was really hard to do. So sorry if it sucks. 

TOP TEN THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A GIRL

(OR WIFE)

10. "Honey, I appreciate that you do the laundry and all, but could you go the extra mile and start ironing my socks and underwear? Thanks."

9.  "Tonight, all my friends are coming over to play halo. Could you make some cheese dip and some lil' smokeys?"

8. "Hey, do you know what all the rage is right now? Losing weight."

7. "What's up Broadzilla?"

6. "I already mowed the lawn today. I think it's time you started doing more work around the house." 

5. "Muffin top? You? Of course not honey. It's more like a cute little waterfall over your pants."

4. "Wouldn't it be fun to be a polygamist?"

3. "Hi. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."

2. "Honey, I think you would agree that you definitely married up."

And the #1 thing to never say to a girl...

1. "Hi. My name is Keaton..."

As always, thanks for reading. All of you had great ideas! Peace.