Monday, April 14, 2008

Some Recent Keaton Thoughts

Keeping true to the title of this blog, I am going to share with you guys some of the thoughts that I have been having lately. Be prepared. These are not only awesome, but they are also inspired and could change your life.

First of all, I would like to say that I have been thinking alot about churros and philly sandwiches lately. I love churros. I love phillies too. However, there is one huge difference between the two that is just striking. Churros are great everywhere. Absolutely everywhere you go the churros are always good. However, phillies are not the same. Some places they are great, while other places they are comparible to a big piece of poo. Some great places to get a philly are: Chili's. and Denny's. Some horrible disgraces to the philly are: IHOP, Iggy's and a lot of other places. So yeah, that is one Keaton Thought.


Next, I would like to ask a simple little question to all the Girl Scouts. "Why in the frick are you so lazy!" I want some samoas! Too bad you guys are only in front of walmart selling them 1 day a year! Stupid girl scouts.


Lastly, I would like to close with this Keaton Thought: there are a lot of places out there that are just trying to make me fat. Like McDonalds or KFC. Please make your food less fattening. You annoy me. When I am 400 pounds, it is going to be your fault. See you in Hell, Colonel Sanders.


As always, thanks for reading. Peace.