Greetings loyal Keatonites! I hope all is going well with everyone! I know everything is peachy for me right now! Especially because it is once again time for the TOP TEN list! Hoo-ra! I know you guys are all excited, so let us dive right in: this week's topic is a great one! It was suggested by our good friend Jill. (Kudos to Jill!) It is the top ten people that annoy me! Here we go!
TOP TEN PEOPLE THAT ANNOY ME
10: Pam Anderson
"The Silicone Seductress"
9: Rosie O'Donnell
She always has something to say, and it is always stupid.
8: Eminem
What an idiot. No skill at all.
7: Will Farrell
"I have an idea! Since I'm not funny whatsoever, I will just make a career out of sex jokes and acting stupid!"
6: Al Sharpton
He is more racist then anyone he ever goes after
5: Richard Karn
He totally sucked at hosting Family Feud. He was a disgrace to the show.
4: Al Gore
"Hmm. Since I lost the election and have no other way of getting more attention, I think I will all of the sudden become a radical environmentalist. Sounds easy enough."
3: Guys who act cool because they coach a high school football team
Get a life. And a real job.
2: Girl Scouts who don't give me discounts
$3.50 a box. Really Girl Scouts? No wonder they only have to sell them one day a year.
And the #1 person that annoys me...
1: The Marketing Director for Carl's Jr.
I want to hunt him down, chew a huge sick burger really loudly in his face, rub chili all over my mouth, and burp really loudly right into his face. Honestly. He should be executed.
Well that is it for this week! Don't forget to comment and as always, thanks for reading. Peace.
8 comments:
Richard Karn committed suicide. Do you feel better about yourself now?
Classic! I love it, especially the Al Gore one! Can't wait for next week's!
Just so everyone knows. Richard Karn did not commit suicide. That was Ray Coombs.
oK Keaton- I have to say I am a bit disapointed this week. I actually loved most of them- BUT My husband is a soon to be Hight School football coach. He doesn't think he is too cool. ANd yes he is a teacher and therefor a real job. All the rest I totally agree with. Oh wait-- Not Will Ferrell-- Did you see Anchorman?? Now that I have rambled on- I will let you get to apologizing for the coach comment!!!:)
Shawni,
Your husband doesn't apply! If you will notice, it is people that act cool! If your husband isn't an ignoramous, then he isn't included. (This was mainly just a shot to a certain coach at Layton High) Sorry Shawni!
OK ok I take back my comment about the suicidal Al Borlan... you're right it was Ray Coombs RIP
keaton, i think colter's corner is the funniest thing i've ever seen haha.
Kason,
Haha! Colter was yelling about how gay it made him look when he saw it! It was great!
Thanks for reading.
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