Hello to all the Keatonites, I'm sure many of you have already heard, but I will officially confirm the rumors now, Keaton has unfortunately suffered a complete emotional and mental breakdown. The stress from doing this blog every week has finally caught up with him. I saw him earlier today and it was not pretty. He was drooling and has lost all control of his bowels. He could hardly speak, but he did manage to ask me to take over for this week. We shall all pray for Keaton.Now then! Some Joshy Thoughts! First of all, I have a big problem with Webster and his dictionary! Who the frick is Webster? Secondly, why does he get to decide what words mean? It bothers me. Who died and left him in charge of making my vocabulary up? I want to find this Webster guy and kill him so I can be put in charge and make a "Joshy" dictionary. It would have many amazing new words. First of all, the cuss words we have right now are getting so outdated. I mean, people say em' every other word! So I took the liberty of making up some new ones. Such as "%$!# and &^)!! (Well, you didn't actually think that I would say them did you? Keaton Thoughts has a strict language code of conduct.) By the way, the second one is way more vulgar then the first, so use it cautiously.
Next, I don't know if you all have heard, but a couple months ago I seriously injured my knee. It really hurts a lot. Whenever I have to get up off the couch, it really hurts my knee. And since I usually use the little boys' room about eight times a day, I am seriously considering trading the pain and discomfort from having to get up to go to the bathroom for the ease and luxury of adult diapers. I am not sure yet weather or not I will end up using them, but I just wanted to throw that suggestion out there as a just-in-case.
Lastly, I would like to leave you with a classic would-you-rather:
Your two options are:
A: Have Michael Jackson stock you.
or
B: Shoot a puppy in the face.
Thanks for reading please post your answer to the would-you-rather and some comments if you will. I hope I did a good job filling in for Keaton! Peace.
-Joshy Cheney
2 comments:
I personally would rather have Michael Jackson stalk me. Its because I love him... ok thats a lie... but i don't have the heart to make a puppy suffer so I'll sacrifice myself. I could take MJ any day, any night! He's a butt weasel
Oh and Keaton, get better soon. If you need any Desitin let me know.
So as far as the "what would you rather" question they are both a bit wrong. But- Wow what a toss up. I actually would never shoot a puppy in the face... Anyway- Keaton- Get well soon. I will not eat at Wendy's.
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