I Have Returned... To Launch An All-out Assault on Wendy's!

Hello everybody. I know you were all worried about me but I am happy to say that I have fully recovered. A very special thanks to Josh for taking over for me last week. I think most will agree that he did a fantastic job.

As I was laying in my hospital bed slowly slipping away into eternity, I was actually content. I had made my peace with the world. I had done what I had set out to do. I was ready to pass on. But just as I was about to give up the fight, I looked up at the TV screen in my hospital room. It was on CNN and it told me that Wendy's corp had been bought by Triarc inc! You know another name for Triarc? Arby's! You know another name for Arby's? Satan.

Thats right! Arby's and Wendy's are now one company as of April of 2008! When I saw this, images of once heavenly JBC's drenched in Arby's sauce flashed through my mind. I couldn't let this happen! My conviction gave me the strength to recover! The first thing I did was run to the bathroom to throw up. (someone had brought my Wendy's a couple of hours earlier and I had to purge) After that I ran to my computer to take immediate action!

So everybody, as of right now, NO MORE WENDY'S! You heard me! I am calling for an immediate boycott of Wendy's! I know it will be hard. Even for me, I like Wendy's food. I hated Arby's food. But we must press on! Imagine what will happen if we give up! Just in case you don't know, this is what will happen:

-Horsey sauce frosties.
-Roast beef will replace hamburger patties.
-Terrible Wendy's commercials!
-And MORE!

Everybody, your help is so important at this critical time! Now more then ever! Together we can crush Arby's! We might have to sacrifice Wendy's but it will be worth it. Just pray that they don't buy In n Out Burger next or heaven help us all.

Thanks for reading. Peace.