Greetings! Or as normal people say: "hi." I received a barrage of fury from you guys because the TOP TEN list was not posted on time. For that I apologize. Now I think it is only fair to let my loyal readers know why the list was late. So now I present to you this week's TOP TEN list!TOP TEN REASONS THAT KEATON POSTED THE TOP TEN LIST LATE
10. Attended a Hillary Clinton Rally in Indiana
9. Yesterday was the last day of the month. Which of course meant I was out home teaching all day.
8. Went and waited in the security line at the airport to get a Cinabon.
7. Kyle's car broke down again, had to take him to the shop. (It usually breaks down on Tuesdays, so it threw me off when it was a day late)
6. Tried to watch just one episode of Lost. Ended up watching three whole seasons.
5. Arby's roast beef sandwich gave me food poisoning.
4. Sued J.K. Rowling on Wed. She tried to publish "HarryThoughts". That is what I call copyright infringement.
3. As I sat down to do the TOP TEN list on Wed. I got a craving for an In n' Out Burger. Drove to Vegas.
2. Started a Rubik's Cube Wed. morning. I'm not very smart.
And the #1 reason I was late posting the list...
1.Colter moved home on Tuesday and I have been too busy arguing to update the blog.
As always, thanks for reading and sorry it was late! Peace.

2 comments:
HA! That is funny. I like it!
Classic, as always an excellent Top 10. Still waiting on a list of places I CAN eat :)
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