Little Things That Make Me Happy

Hello! Welcome to Little Things That Make Me Happy! In these special new segments, I will highlight a couple of things that make me happy. Today, I have three things I would like to highlight as the first volume of THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY!

First up, nothing makes me more happy then seeing emo kids trip and fall because they can't move their legs. I was in the mall the other day and I happened to see an emo kid do just this. I smile crept onto my face as I looked at him. The look on his face seemed to be saying: "maybe the reason I just fell is because I am wearing pants that fit a 2 year old and they only come up to my shins." I hope he realized that. Maybe one day he will say: "I'm sick of these constraining and ugly clothes. Maybe I should dress normally, cut my sick hair, take out my face piercings, and contribute to society."

Secondly, there is nothing better then getting a huge churro. I was angry the other day when I realized I paid big bucks at Sam's Club to get a crappy, small churro. I angrily threw it back at the lady working there and then brutally attacked her. However, another time I paid big bucks and I got a huge churro! It was the happiest day of my life.

Lastly, the other day, I received an unexpected present. A gift card to Best Buy. This is the best kind of gift you can get! Why you ask? Because if you know you are going to get a gift card you have to plan on it and think about things that you need. Unexpected means unconstricted! I blew the cash on the first thing that looked good! It was euphoric.

As always, thanks for reading. Peace.