TOP TEN!

Greetings Keatonites! If you have not read the post above, DO IT NOW!!! Thanks. Oh, and before we get started with the TOP TEN, a special thanks to PATTI K! She comments and she has great tastes! Way to go Patti. Also, a very special thanks to KRISTEN for being the best cousin EVER. Ok then, If I am going to accept questions to answer on the blog, I should warn everyone that I already am subjected to thousands of questions every day from my fans. So here are the TOP TEN questions that I get asked most frequently.

TOP TEN QUESTIONS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T ASK KEATON IN THE "ASK KEATON" EVENT BECAUSE HE GETS ASKED THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY ALREADY

10. Q: Hey Keaton, what's that on your face?
A: A zit.

9. Q: Why haven't you popped it?
A: Lauren has dibs.

8. Q: What is your favorite restaurant?
A: The one I am eating at when you ask me.

7. Q: Why are you so stunningly attractive?
A: Because my parents are hot.

6. Q: Do you have ADHD?
A: No. And shut up.

5. Q: How can I be more like you?
A: Don't cramp my style.

4. Q: Is modest really the hottest?
A: Yes except for with Jessica Alba.

3. Q: WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU FEED THAT THING!?
A: Louie likes Ocean Fish Friskies.

2. Q: What will you do to me if I insult your cat?
A: Utterly destroy you.

1. Q: Hey yo Keaton, how can I lose a quick five pounds?
A:Take off your shirt, jacket, pants, and shoes.

As always, thanks for reading. Ask a question above! Thanks! Peace.