Thursday, September 24, 2009

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE


Greetings Keatonites.

It is once again time for everyone's favorite segment: YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. When Keaton tells you a couple of behaviors that there is absolutely no excuse for.

1: Buying a Dell: Say I go to the store and see a pie that looks tasty for $10. However, right next to the pie is a piece of buffalo crap. Now I know that eating pie is WAY better then eating buffalo feces, but I decide to buy the poo anyeay because it is only $6 and they ship it to my house for free. WRONG!

2: Watching any movie with Will Ferrell: Say I am standing on the curb, minding my own business when some loser stumbles up to me and tells dirty and unfunny jokes till I get way offended and throw up. Do I give this guy $9.50 for taking up some of my time? NO!

3: Last but not least for today: Eating at Village Inn: If you want to be sick and get nasty diarrhea, you can do that at Taco Bell for a lot cheaper.

As always, thanks for reading. Peace.

6 comments:

Andrea & Larry Pillsbury said...

Glad to hear you are not dead!!

Jilly said...

I'm sure there were a couple more, but I could tell you were crunched for time!
Totally agree with the Dell thing
Semi agree with the 2nd
And mostly agree on the 3rd
fantastic

The Viewer said...

Hi it's me, amanda. I love village inn and taco bell.. but I will let you have an opinion because you are my pal.

Chelsea and Dave said...

I thought you had died. It is good to have you back.

Christy said...

Agree to all three!

Jilly said...

come on!
I gave you plenty of ideas for a new update!
Don't make me Nuclear Post where I post lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of
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