
Greetings Keatonites.
It is once again time for everyone's favorite segment: YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE. When Keaton tells you a couple of behaviors that there is absolutely no excuse for.
1: Buying a Dell: Say I go to the store and see a pie that looks tasty for $10. However, right next to the pie is a piece of buffalo crap. Now I know that eating pie is WAY better then eating buffalo feces, but I decide to buy the poo anyeay because it is only $6 and they ship it to my house for free. WRONG!
2: Watching any movie with Will Ferrell: Say I am standing on the curb, minding my own business when some loser stumbles up to me and tells dirty and unfunny jokes till I get way offended and throw up. Do I give this guy $9.50 for taking up some of my time? NO!
3: Last but not least for today: Eating at Village Inn: If you want to be sick and get nasty diarrhea, you can do that at Taco Bell for a lot cheaper.
As always, thanks for reading. Peace.

6 comments:
Glad to hear you are not dead!!
I'm sure there were a couple more, but I could tell you were crunched for time!
Totally agree with the Dell thing
Semi agree with the 2nd
And mostly agree on the 3rd
fantastic
Hi it's me, amanda. I love village inn and taco bell.. but I will let you have an opinion because you are my pal.
I thought you had died. It is good to have you back.
Agree to all three!
come on!
I gave you plenty of ideas for a new update!
Don't make me Nuclear Post where I post lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of
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