COSTCO...... is the worst place to go if you don't want to be FAT. I believe the corporate vision of Costco is to make all people obese. I reached this conclusion by thinking about the reasons why a person would need to shop at Costco.
REASONS WHY YOU WOULD NEED TO SHOP AT COSTCO
- While making dinner, you discover that your recipe calls for a 3/4 gallon of mayo. Unfortunately, you only have 2 pints.
-You realize that the pie you bought from Marie Callandar's only serves 10 NON-obese people.
-Your family uses up more then 100 ding dongs per week.
-You like to purchase cheese in 40lb bags.
Head my warnings people! Besides, is it really cheaper?
GRADUATION...... lacks something. Hmmmm. Maybe the word is "excitement"? You sit in school for years and your reward is to sashay across the stage while wearing a mumu during which some guy mispronounces your name. You also have to wait three hours for everyone else to take their turn too. I think I would feel better rewarded if the university just bought me a happy meal or something.
And last but not least......
ARBY'S!.... Is at it again! They now have new "$5.01 combos." This is demeaning and sexist! Why is it sexist you ask? Because men never carry around change! We HATE change. So now Arby's is making us give them $6 or $10 so we can be cursed with 99 cents in change! I have never heard of anything more evil, but then again it is Arby's. So I guess it is not that surprising. If there is indeed a cafeteria in Hell, then I'm sure it will be franchised by Arby's.
As always, thanks for reading. Peace.
-You realize that the pie you bought from Marie Callandar's only serves 10 NON-obese people.
-Your family uses up more then 100 ding dongs per week.
-You like to purchase cheese in 40lb bags.
Head my warnings people! Besides, is it really cheaper?
GRADUATION...... lacks something. Hmmmm. Maybe the word is "excitement"? You sit in school for years and your reward is to sashay across the stage while wearing a mumu during which some guy mispronounces your name. You also have to wait three hours for everyone else to take their turn too. I think I would feel better rewarded if the university just bought me a happy meal or something.
And last but not least......
ARBY'S!.... Is at it again! They now have new "$5.01 combos." This is demeaning and sexist! Why is it sexist you ask? Because men never carry around change! We HATE change. So now Arby's is making us give them $6 or $10 so we can be cursed with 99 cents in change! I have never heard of anything more evil, but then again it is Arby's. So I guess it is not that surprising. If there is indeed a cafeteria in Hell, then I'm sure it will be franchised by Arby's.
As always, thanks for reading. Peace.
2 comments:
Kid, you crack me up
The Arby's post is classic- I have never considered it that way.
ok so here it is almost a year later but I just read this post tonight and I am laughing so hard I am crying like uncontrollably CRYING- hahaha oh I just love and miss ya to pieces!
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