Hello all who support the cause of Keaton! There are a couple things happening right now that are so ridiculous that they warrant another installment of everyone's favorite recurring segment: RIDICULOUS!-FACEBOOK! This cyber-stupidity has gotten out of control! I am taking a stand against FaceBook. I thought my friends were with me but apparently the only true friend I have is Jill. Do you need proof? HERE IT IS!
FIFTY-MILLION REASONS WHY FACEBOOK IS GAY.
1. I wouldn't come and write crap on your wall. Don't do it to me. I would rather TALK to you.
2. It seems like people don't even have time to hang out anymore. They have to constantly run to their computer because their fake plants are dying a fake death on their stupid fake farm. FARMVILLE is almost as lame as SMALLVILLE.
3. I am not on there. That should instantly tell you it is not cool.
4. The word "FaceBook" comes from the latin phrase "phace bwook" which literally translates to: "A whole lotta pervs." Why would I want to post pictures of myself on there? I AM NOT AN OBJECT TO OOGLE.
Reasons 5-50,000,000 will come later.
1. I wouldn't come and write crap on your wall. Don't do it to me. I would rather TALK to you.
2. It seems like people don't even have time to hang out anymore. They have to constantly run to their computer because their fake plants are dying a fake death on their stupid fake farm. FARMVILLE is almost as lame as SMALLVILLE.
3. I am not on there. That should instantly tell you it is not cool.
4. The word "FaceBook" comes from the latin phrase "phace bwook" which literally translates to: "A whole lotta pervs." Why would I want to post pictures of myself on there? I AM NOT AN OBJECT TO OOGLE.
Reasons 5-50,000,000 will come later.
-I had a nightmare the other day. I was at a restaurant purchasing some lunch when all of the sudden I realized that I was charged 3 times what the food was worth! Then I realized something else. IT WASN'T A DREAM! I WAS AT FIVE GUYS!
On a lighter note. Congratulations to Mr. Josh Cheney and Mrs. Rachel Cheney! They got Married in the Bountiful Temple on Friday the 22nd! Josh has the dubious distinction of being the only person to ever substitute for Keaton on the blog and therefore is awesome! He has also served as a comedic consultant for as long as the blog has been around and was an important fixture on the early days of the blog. A special thank you to you, Joshuway!
As Always, thanks for reading. Peace.
6 comments:
Facebook Rules, but I do agree with the perv comment. Why do people have to be facebook stalkers. Hello I ignored your friend request for a reason do you have to keep on requesting me??
By the way love the comment about me below.
The facebook post could NOT have come sooner! The world needed this precious piece of gospel, hopefully some eyes were opened!
I agree with 5 guys too, not that great of food for WAY too much
I may as well get some sushi.
Mmm....
Sushi....
I'm about ready for a top 10!!!!
It looks like you do more writing on your dumb blog than anyone does on Facebook!!!! And School!!!!!
I don't think Facebook likes another boy website so I don't think he is gay. Jill is right people need to stop saying gay. Also we do need another top ten. Maybe sushi rolls?
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