Hello everybody! In case you have forgotten, the TOP TEN lists come about once every two weeks! Most of the times on Wed. but if it is on a different day, that is cool too. I didn't start this blog to be stressed out by deadlines and agendas!Anyway, this week I felt very sober and reflective, I thought that this would be a good opportunity to fess up to some mistakes I have made in my life. I have made a great many but these are definitely the biggest. And now, without further ado, the TOP TEN list!
TOP TEN BIGGEST MISTAKES KEATON HAS MADE IN HIS LIFE
10. I didn't give Paradise Bakery a fair chance. They are delicious. I'm sorry Paradise.
9. I never built it. .... they never came.
8. Back in my hitman days, I never took out my biggest target: Stephanie from Full House.
7. I shot J.R.
6. The Bush administration was my puppet regime. "We don't torture" haha yeah right.
5. I gave up to quick and dumped Lindsey Lohan. When she realized she couldn't have me, she resorted to Lesbianism.
4. Somewhere around the 4th grade, I decided to become obese. ... Bad idea.
3. During more desperate times, I resorted to becoming a stripper. I was known as "Pennzoil."
2. Everybody was doing it. I was young and stupid, but I experimented a little bit... with Pokemon.
1. I didn't discover ABBA and sushi until I was 19. Sigh....
9. I never built it. .... they never came.
8. Back in my hitman days, I never took out my biggest target: Stephanie from Full House.
7. I shot J.R.
6. The Bush administration was my puppet regime. "We don't torture" haha yeah right.
5. I gave up to quick and dumped Lindsey Lohan. When she realized she couldn't have me, she resorted to Lesbianism.
4. Somewhere around the 4th grade, I decided to become obese. ... Bad idea.
3. During more desperate times, I resorted to becoming a stripper. I was known as "Pennzoil."
2. Everybody was doing it. I was young and stupid, but I experimented a little bit... with Pokemon.
1. I didn't discover ABBA and sushi until I was 19. Sigh....
Judge me if you must, but history will vindicate me.
As always, thanks for reading. Peace.
5 comments:
Ha! I love the top ten lists! Welcome back. :)
I love ABBA- fortunately I discovered them at a young age. Perhaps you should listen to them constantly to make up for lost time? And I love seeing you last week, Pennzoil! xoxoxoxo
I love it! Classic Keaton Thoughts
and your welcome for introducing you to ABBA and SUSHI!
I thought I recognized you in that triple X rated movie. But the character that you played, Pennzoil, did have some redeeming qualities. However, I thought the pole dancing was a little over the top! You were graceful, though!
Patti,
Thank you for seeing through the fluff. It actually was a really deep and thought provoking role.
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